just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
this entire episode is a treasure.
A bright flash of lightning strikes through the eye of a storm cloud over farmland near Broken Bow, Nebraska. Freelance photographer Vanessa Neufield caught the amazing lightning strike on camera. Vanessa, from Calgary in Alberta Canada, said: ‘Getting the shot through the clouds was luck and great timing.’
Picture: Vanessa Neufeld/Solent News
Source: The Telegraph
mom: what did you get me for mother’s day
When bae breaks up with you
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time